oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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