Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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