I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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