So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I have post one night stand depression
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