ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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