It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
he told me I talked like a deaf person
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
All the doctor said was why
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize