Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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I miss vodka workout Fridays
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.