My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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