i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
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