i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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