Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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