Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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