If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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