Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
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Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Vodka?
Forever.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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