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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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