He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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