fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
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