3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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