Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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