There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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