Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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