dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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