Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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