If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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