Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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