Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
This couple is walking their pig around campus
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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