So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
i out mim tonsoeep
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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