Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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