This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.