Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I can't put those talents on a resume
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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