Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
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Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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