Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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