it hurts more in the daytime
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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