Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
be right there i have to get my cape
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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