Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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