I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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