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Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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