i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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