For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty