super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky