I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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