Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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