I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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