whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...