NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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