All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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