More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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