i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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