Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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