U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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