ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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